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Serious Family Protection - One Needs a License

A vast untapped market of of unarmed dogs and cats awaits our enterprising arms manufacturers. Gun-Puppy!

My wife is afraid that people won't take this as an anti-gun message. Daisy was able to make so much chaos as a puppy, even without a gun, that I thought people would see right off what a bad idea it would be to arm our pets. After hearing a few of the NRA's spokesmen, I fear she is right. When the gun manufacturers apprise the vast untapped market of unarmed dogs and cats, the legislators will fall in line, regulations will be updated, and soon we will be flooded with new weapons adapted for tail-activation or one shot for every woof.

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