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Camping And More Sprouts Concessions

Once again it falls to me to point out the obvious solution to our most pressing problems. We simply push Sprouts and UC for a few more concessions on the Gill Tract project: Campers and artwork from the Albany Bulb are relocated atop the market. The bike path features giant Arabian djinns with ostrich feathers to protect our bicyclists from excessive sunshine and provide a cooling breeze. Finally, free ponies!
Please forgive the illustration's unfinished look. I was about this far into it a couple of months ago when the Paula Deen scandal erupted, and I certainly didn't want anybody to think that I was advocating slavery! Any djinns employed in this project are to be paid a living wage.

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